April 2010
1 post
March 2010
16 posts
Bakla
Me: thanks for answering my question
Nadine: its not the right word
HAHA
Me: what word did you tell me then?
Nadine: it means homosexual man
hahahahaha
Me: even better!!!
i was considering homosexuality as a viable alternative to my life as is
listening to "Where is my mind? - Pixies" →
lancem:
Listening to the Pixiesss
I realize i reblogged this from someone else like a month ago but let’s be honest, we all wanted to hear it again.
carlo: you know in Filipino we have an entire word dedicated to guys being inept at being too shy to make the right move with a girl.
me: hah really! what is that?
me: i feel like my soul already knows that word.
NADINE!!!! You're Filipino. What is that word???
i need a new middle name, danger just wasn't working out.
February 2010
9 posts
Oh, me.: Gone Wild With Too Much Wine. →
Here’s a short memoir by the town creep Danny, off his Facebook. I didn’t write this. I’m a cool person. But this is great:
GONE WILD WITH TOO MUCH WINE
BY DANNY
THE NEXT NIGHT My embarrassment and disappointment of the night before left me exasperated. I couldn’t remember the last…
This was pretty much amazing. I follow this kid because Meaghano reblogs him...
Hipsters I Have a Heart On For
meaghano:
hipsterdate:
This is Meaghan. Isn’t she the cutest?
thx but i am not the h-word!!!
Denial is…ahh dammit, somebody already took that one… Well, i got nothing.
14764.) I really don't like this girl whos name...
(via blogsecret)
Who? Candace Castillo? Yea, she’s a bitch.
vcard
Friend: just texted you my vcard
Me: wait, you're what?
Friend: my vcar...oh wait, my valentine's day card...
Me: ...dammit...
Friend: what was that?
Me: nothing...
My (re)Education in Colloquialism
Friend: That was pretty legina.
Me: What?
Friend: Legina. Legit plus Vagina. Legina.
Me: Oh...
5 tags
January 2010
29 posts
Late Night Conversations With Your Sibling
Sister: I tried a pink pussy last night!
Me: what the fuck?!
Sister: it's a drink! You make it with pink lemonade and...
Me: ...pussy?
Dear Australia,
What the fuck is going on down... →
Dear Australia,
What the fuck is going on down there?
Dirty Harry →
Red-faced from drinking? It could be an... →
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Apparently my glow is to be envied.
Lots of people get flushed in the face when they feel embarrassed, but for many Asians it’s the facial flush itself that can be embarrassing….
You Saw What in ‘Avatar’? Pass Those 3-D Glasses!... →
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Calm down! They’re not talking about the nipples.
Record-breaking crowds have seen James Cameron’s epic, and the list of those who saw cause for protest is growing.
Turn Any MP3 into an iPhone Ringtone - PC World →
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so much easier than garageband
Don’t want to pay iTunes an extra 99 cents for songs you already own? Here’s how to make your iPhone ringtones.
Obama to Deliver State of the Union Address Jan.... →
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The question is: will more people be interested in this or the release of the Apple Tablet?
The White House finalized the date for the president’s speech to a joint session of…
Conversations About The Internet #5: Anonymous... →